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THE TOXIC POSITIVITY TEE
THE TOXIC POSITIVITY TEE
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Smile. The world is ending.
Ignore the warning signs. Repress the panic. Just keep smiling.
"Good Vibes Only" is the mantra of the captain who goes down with the ship because he didn't want to ruin the mood. This shirt captures that specific energy: absolute, delusional denial in the face of catastrophe.
Wear this when you want to signal to everyone that everything is fine (it isn't) and that you are having a great time (you aren't).
The Specs:
The Chassis: Comfort Colors 1717. Built to survive the apocalypse, even if your mental state doesn't.
The Fit: Relaxed, boxy, and breathable. Plenty of room to hyperventilate.
The Color: Moss. A lovely, industrial shade of radioactive green.
The Warning: May cause cognitive dissonance.
Sincerely yours, Rigged Thing.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Ignore the warning signs. Repress the panic. Just keep smiling.
"Good Vibes Only" is the mantra of the captain who goes down with the ship because he didn't want to ruin the mood. This shirt captures that specific energy: absolute, delusional denial in the face of catastrophe.
Wear this when you want to signal to everyone that everything is fine (it isn't) and that you are having a great time (you aren't).
The Specs:
The Chassis: Comfort Colors 1717. Built to survive the apocalypse, even if your mental state doesn't.
The Fit: Relaxed, boxy, and breathable. Plenty of room to hyperventilate.
The Color: Moss. A lovely, industrial shade of radioactive green.
The Warning: May cause cognitive dissonance.
Sincerely yours, Rigged Thing.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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